greatfairyofpower:

zelda gif challenge; 3 games // #3 → link’s awakening dx

"Human, monster, sea, sky… a scene on the lid of a sleeper’s eye…"

i like a straight boy what do i do
Anonymous

gymleaderkyle:

toinfinityandbooyonce:

ok rent a van with some friends and drive up to him and have a hot girl flash her boobs and say she’ll pay him to have sex with her blindfolded in the van but they gon film it and when he’s blindfolded you come out and suck his dick then he gon take off the blindfold and push you away and be all I ain’t gay and camera man will say we’ll pay you a thousand dollars to fuck this kid and he will and then you drop him off somewhere and speed off without paying him it works every time

a tale as old as time

Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
It’s the World Wide Web

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Internet en los 90s molaba el triple.

thecorcorangroup10amspecial:

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pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

pantsareunwelcome:

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

mamastiles:

men don’t get to decide what is misogynistic

straight people don’t get to decide what it homophobic

cis people don’t get to decide what is transphobic

white people don’t get to decide what is racist

people in positions of power

don’t get to decide what is considered oppression

that’s how we move backwards, not forwards

killian-me-softly-jones:

Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY

conqueered:

is this what really happens on the born this way bus?

conqueered:

is this what really happens on the born this way bus?