Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…
you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game
so both charity and I get unlimited money, sounds like a win win situation.
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
#tell your dad I said thanks for funding my lifestyle
ORAS is just around the corner, and with that comes Zigzagoon hordes. IF YOU SEE A FAMILY OF ZIGZAGOON LIKE THIS
DO NOT ATTACK THEM. RUN AWAY AND LET THEM BE. THEY ARE A FAMILY OF HARMLESS ZIGS WHO ARE JUST CURIOUS ABOUT YOU!! THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR A BATTLE!!! THEY ARE…